A Visit from St. Infinite

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.
The gummies were placed by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Infinite soon would be there.

The adults were all cozy, snug in their spots,
Unwinding from holiday chaos with Infinite’s lots.
Mom had her mushroom gummies, her giggles on blast,
While Dad, with his lotion, forgot his backache at last.

Grandpa was dreaming vivid and grand,
Thanks to Blue Lotus Flower brewed fresh on demand.
And Grandma? She grinned, a sparkle in her eye,
After THC gummies gave her spirits a high.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a haze,
A relaxed and content mid-December daze.

The moon on the snow cast a shimmering glow,
As a sleigh pulled by wellness soared down below.
With a driver so jolly, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment—it wasn’t St. Nick.

“Now Muscimol! Now Lotions! Now Relaxation Supreme!
On Gummies! On Droppers! On Blue Lotus dreams!
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
Infinite calm and wellness for all!”

Down the chimney he came with a warm little cheer,
Holding a sack full of goodies we all hold dear.
He spotted Grandma humming as she frosted her pies,
And chuckled, “Those gummies are no surprise!”

To Mom, who was laughing at the Christmas tree,
He handed some CBD to balance the spree.
“It’s all about calm, my dear,” he explained,
As her holiday stress was quickly reframed.

For Grandpa, he nodded, a look wise and knowing,
“Your Blue Lotus dreams are certainly glowing.”
And as for me, he smiled with a wink,
“That lotion’s working—you’re mellow, I think.”

He filled all the stockings with care and delight,
Tucked in Rest Products to ease every night.
With a wave of his hand, he turned to depart,
Leaving peace, calm, and joy in every heart.

But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all—and to all, Infinite delight!”

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